dirkbot:

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

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September 21st, 2014 // 199,807 notes
xsharktooth:

me n bae

jortsfan:

american horror story’s ratings are gonna drop this season bc nobody wants to fuck with clowns

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September 19th, 2014 // 14,705 notes

imaginethedarkerside:

dunflower:

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.

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September 19th, 2014 // 275,789 notes
saepphire:

❁
frizzhle:

✿ The person that I reblogged this post from is a fabulous cutie, so check out their blog ✿
Being alone never felt right. Sometimes it felt good, but it never felt right. Charles Bukowski, Women (via feellng)

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September 19th, 2014 // 36,561 notes

magekin:

she wears short skirts i wear mage robes

(via trust)

September 19th, 2014 // 38,426 notes
officialshrekcult:

baby call me coffee cause I grind so fine
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